I just got stuck six feet or so away from nice, solid gravel pavement.

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
10/13/2013 at 21:18 • Filed to: Epic Rain Fail, point and laugh

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THANKS, OBAMA.


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Kinja'd!!! NinetyQ > Stef Schrader
10/13/2013 at 21:22

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You're in Park, silly. Try shifting it into D or S.

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Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader
10/13/2013 at 21:26

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Kinja'd!!! Milky > Stef Schrader
10/13/2013 at 21:32

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Step your off road game up.


Kinja'd!!! rabbitman > Stef Schrader
10/13/2013 at 21:33

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Apple maps? Redirecting lol


Kinja'd!!! The Transporter > Stef Schrader
10/13/2013 at 21:46

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Been there, done that, almost ate a .50 cal. because of it.

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We were riding with blackout lights and NODs. The driver was trying to find a culvert to get over the shit ditch and after a few fruitless moments of looking decided to say "fuck it" and just drive across it. He didn't make it, because of this:

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That's festering sewage, BTW. It's OK if you just threw up a little bit in your mouth. The punchline was that there was a perfectly suitable culvert about 20m away.

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Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
10/14/2013 at 00:25

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Pretty sure if you get a X stuck it means you're doing it wrong. Just sayin


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
10/14/2013 at 00:27

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This is a rental Focus, and that lump I sank into apparently turns into a swampy channel of water when it rains harder.

No X for Stef. :o(


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
10/14/2013 at 00:32

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Ah, so it is. That's what I get for not paying attention to the dash and just assuming. Also, gotta love them Austin thunderstorms.

Is the X börked again? (Or even worse, børked?)


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
10/14/2013 at 00:51

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Ha, I have a FWD Lancer—no Evo. :o( Yep, it's borked. This is actually rental car Round #4. Ugh. So tired of dealing with this right now.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
10/14/2013 at 00:56

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Haha strike two on me paying attention. Imma blame this on lack of sleep. What's wrong with the Lancer? Is it pertaining to the crash? Has there been some half-arsery regarding repairs?


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
10/14/2013 at 01:27

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What isn't wrong with the Lulzcer? :o( Things further back from the smash seem to be broken, too—brake calipers, motor mounts and transmission mounts. I took it back in to have the brakes looked at because they now randomly lose pressure, and that's what they found.

There's some other issues, too—a P0420 exhaust-related code that was thrown (I've never had a CEL come on up until now—BOO), a transmission overheating warning I got a while ago, the alignment just being off (more understeer, plus it pulls both left and right), vibration in the tires, some misalignment on the hood, and a tinny rattle every time I hit a bump.

I probably forgot something, but I want my car fixed already. I'm tired of finding surprises that were knocked loose.


Kinja'd!!! Blondude > Stef Schrader
10/14/2013 at 01:42

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Pands. PANDS! PANTS!


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
10/14/2013 at 02:16

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Good lord, you've hit mechanical failure bingo


Kinja'd!!! Pixel > Stef Schrader
10/14/2013 at 08:49

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I feel for you, I once got stuck with 3 wheels on pavement and 1 in soft mud. Even better, it wasn't a drive wheel that was stuck.

Apparently a 2wd Ford ranger with the right front wheel sunk to the hub in mud can't get enough traction on the rear tire to back itself out.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
10/14/2013 at 11:25

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Ugh. What's my prize? Besides way too much time on the phone with insurance.

UGH


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
10/14/2013 at 11:59

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Same as winning regular bingo. Thirty bucks and the scorn of the 300 blue-hairs in the bingo hall.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
10/14/2013 at 16:56

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Drat!


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
10/14/2013 at 19:34

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It seems that by talking to you I've allowed some of your vehicular luck to rub off on me…


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
10/15/2013 at 13:26

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Nooooooooooooooooo.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
10/15/2013 at 13:41

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A-yup. Lost a hub on the trailer, left it with some guy in Pennsylvania named Dusty (screwy, ain't it?) who said he could take it back to his place and fix it. Hopefully we don't find it stripped out and sold/burnt down in a field when we return for it next week


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
10/15/2013 at 15:22

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Balls.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
10/15/2013 at 15:33

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Balls indeed